"Good mornin', FB fam...."
Responses: "Mornin' sunshine....", "Did you sleep well, brown eyes?", "U up already? We chatted well into the night..."
He goes ballistic, accusing you of being a flirtin/lyin/cheatin' snake in the grass (well, his words were a lot more unkind) and threatens to end the relationship.
Did I mention she has a boyfriend with a husband on the side?
Guess which one he is? (and the first two don't count)
"Let him keep actin' up...dude in (another state who she 'met' on FB) told me to come on up anytime..."
(Penny) "Oh, is that XYZ?"
(FB Freak, impatiently) "No, that's ZYX, you know, the one that sent me a pic...."
Technology got ya'll actin' a plum straight fool...